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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Triple Cripple Bundle
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
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Limping (Medium)
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
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Special Treatment (Medium)
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
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Sold outUltimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sold out
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Tank
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
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Let customers speak for us
I saw your ad on Facebook and it cracked me up! I'm a sucker for hot sauce and I love a good cause! I ordered a 5 pack and got a bonus bottle. Crippling Agony is great!! Lovin the humor and flavors!
Just received the sauces today and have tried three so far.
We love them! Great flavor, perfect heat and consistency. Not too thick or thin. These are going to be our new sauces and will definitely order more.
The hot is exactly that. I was prepared to be bored and disappointed. The last timeIhad something with as much heat & flavor,Ibrpught it home from Columbia. Good stuff & a great cause. My daughter has CP andI'mgapoy to help make a contribution to a good cause.
Ghost pepper palsy one of the best super hot hot sauces I've ever had. Plus the whole experience from ordering to the merchandise not just the hot sauce but they're tank tops are sweet! Love the logo. Drew is on top of his game. Everything is delivered in a very timely manner and does not disappoint can't speak any higher on such a good product extra bonus 5% of each bottle of those two cerebral palsy research. Which is a fabulous thing as Drew himself has CP but it does not stop him from smashing stereotypes.
It delivers the heat and it delivers the flavor. Goes great on a simple sandwich or on top of a Sunday roast.
Fantastic sauce. Well packaged. I am enjoying it. Thank you
Totally the best hot sauce! We loved it! Even my 13 & 11 year old grandkids loved the flavor! Heat profile was spot on! Keep on believing in the dream!! 😍
Love this hot sauce, not too hot but very flavorful.
This is my new favorite hot sauce.
You are fantastic, shipping was quick, sauces are wonderful. Top Notch business. Keep up the great work.
Crippling Hot Sauce
Find Your Perfect Match
Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!