Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card

Hey, it’s Drew here! If you’ve been craving bold flavors, spicy adventures, and a little edge in your life, the Crippling Kit is everything you need to turn up the heat. With our fan-favorite hot sauces, a bold t-shirt, and even a bumper sticker to show off your spicy side, this kit has everything you need.

Here’s what’s inside:

🔥 Crippling Agony – A fiery explosion of carrots, red bell peppers, and habanero that will ignite your senses!

😋 Limping – Tangy, fresh medium heat with jalapeño, serrano, and lime for a bright, zesty kick.

🥓 Special Treatment – Smoky BBQ bacon delight—a savory BBQ masterpiece with bacon and spicy peppers.

🍍 Life’s a Beach – Sweet & spicy teriyaki with pineapple and teriyaki goodness for a tropical twist.

💥 Just For the Parking – Mild & smoky BBQ flavor—a rich blend of peppers and molasses for a bold, comforting taste.

But that’s not all! The Crippling Kit also includes:

👕 Exclusive Crippling Hot Sauce T-Shirt – Bold and edgy, just like our brand.

🚗 Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – Slap it on your ride and rep your love for all things spicy.

💳 $10 Gift Card – Use it toward your next hot sauce haul (because once you try this, you’ll want more).

Ingredients List

🔥 Crippling Agony: Apple cider vinegar, habanero pepper, salt, carrots, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.

🌿 Limping: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, serrano pepper, honey, sugar, bell pepper, natural lime flavor, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.

🥓 Special Treatment: Red cayenne peppers, distilled vinegar, water, bacon, brown sugar, spices.

🍍 Life’s a Beach: Red cayenne pepper, vinegar, salt, pineapple, soy sauce, wine, high fructose sugar syrup, water, spices, onion powder, succinic acid, garlic, sodium benzoate.

🔥 Just For the Parking: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, red bell pepper, honey, sugar, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.

Not only does this kit give you the full Crippling Hot Sauce experience, but 5% of proceeds from every purchase go directly to Cerebral Palsy research. Your spice obsession is making a difference!

🔥 Don’t wait—grab your Crippling Kit today and spice up your meals, wardrobe, and life. You’re officially part of the Crippling Crew now. Let’s turn up the heat and make bland food (and boring t-shirts) a thing of the past!