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Triple Cripple Bundle

Triple Cripple Bundle

322 total reviews

Regular price $25.00
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Introducing the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—our best-selling bundle that brings together three unique hot sauces, each crafted to deliver distinct levels of heat and flavor. This variety pack includes one bottle of each of our signature sauces: 'Just For The Parking,' 'Limping,' and 'Crippling Agony.' Whether you're a mild, medium, or hot sauce enthusiast, this pack offers something for everyone.

Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!

Just For The Parking (Mild)

Parking never tasted so good! Our mild hot sauce, 'Just For The Parking,' combines a delightful blend of peppers and molasses, delivering a rich, BBQ-esque flavor with a touch of sweetness and a hint of heat. Perfect for those who love flavor without too much spice, this gourmet hot sauce enhances any meal with its unique taste.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Grilled steak
  • Chicken
  • Roasted vegetables
  • BBQ ribs
  • Tacos
  • Burgers

Pro Tip: Mix 'Just For The Parking' with ketchup, BBQ sauce, or mustard for a delicious and unique kick!

Ingredients: Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Green Jalapeno Pepper, Citric Acid), Water, Red Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Limping (Medium)

Get ready to limp with pleasure! 'Limping'—our medium hot sauce—offers a perfect balance of spice and flavor. This blend of jalapeno, serrano, and lime creates a fresh, tangy kick that brings any dish to life.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Fish tacos
  • Grilled shrimp
  • Nachos
  • Stir-fried vegetables
  • Quesadillas
  • Salads

Pro Tip: Mix 'Limping' with mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, or honey for a delicious and tangy kick!

Ingredients: Water, Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Peppers, Citric Acid), Green Serrano Pepper Puree (Green Serrano Pepper, Salt), Green Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Crippling Agony (Hot)

Embrace the heat with 'Crippling Agony'—our hottest hot sauce yet! Featuring a fiery combination of carrots, red bell peppers, and habaneros, it delivers a mouthwatering burn that ignites the senses and elevates any dish. While 'Crippling Agony' packs a punch, it's crafted to be enjoyable without being unbearably hot. For those who think they can handle more, stay tuned—we're developing an even hotter flavor to push your limits!

Perfect Pairings:

  • Spicy chicken wings
  • Chili
  • Spaghetti
  • Tacos
  • Macaroni
  • Nachos
  • Pizza

Pro Tip: Mix 'Crippling Agony' with ranch, ketchup, or sour cream for a delicious and fiery kick!

Ingredients: Water, Carrot Juice Concentrate, Red Bell Pepper, Habanero Pepper Puree (Habanero Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid), Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Salt.

Enjoy the ultimate hot sauce experience with the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—perfect for gifting, sharing, or treating yourself to a spectrum of flavors.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 322 reviews

Very yummy!


I have so much hot sauce in my fridge, so when these came in - I put them in my pantry. I finally opened them and I’m kicking myself that I haven’t opened these earlier! Delish! I mixed the sauce with sour cream to make a creamy dipping sauce, and also added to breakfast burritos! Highly recommended!!!


This is the best!!!! All three had an amazing taste 20/10 recommend!!!

george fagan
Excellent taste

Like them but wish there bottle had a small hole instead of being wide open


Great product and got it quickly