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Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match—because boring isn’t in my vocabulary.
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The Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Half a Dozen Handicaps
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Triple Cripple Bundle
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
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Limping (Medium)
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
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Special Treatment (Medium)
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
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Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew—no spice tolerance required.
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Crippling Hot Sweatshirt - Limited Time Only!
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
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The Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
Let customers speak for us
from 1757 reviewsEvery one that I have tried is really good.
I bought these hot sauce on a whim. Imagine my surprise when all of them were incredibly flavorful and tasty. Even the hottest one, while being hot, was packed with flavor. Unlike other hot sauces, I have tried. Not only do I recommend these hot sauce, but I will be buying them again. Your high school teacher was so dead wrong.
Ok so I do t like hot stuff but my husband freaking loves this stuff!! I’ve never heard him be like oh wow that taste good. When tasting hot sauce like he did when he tested these!! Hands down amazing!
I’ve tried Hot Ones, normally do things like Siracha or Valentine sauces, cook with habanero and Thai peppers to give a background. It’s a bit hot so go light when you taste it. Honestly though it’s as good if not better than popular brands, packaging is professional, and it’s for a good cause. You have my vote one this one Drew… pun intended, but rock the wheels off this business!
Great flavors on all of them, and there's nothing wrong with the price. I wish there were one that had more kick, but that's cool. The flavor makes up for a little lack of kick. Will buy again!
excellent but am off spicy food for a few months for radiation
I can't choose a favorite, all of these are delicious.
Bought one set for a gift and one for myself
With these sauces, pulled pork, roast beef, shrimp, anything tastes better!
Great service, and the hot sauce is good! Need one more level up!!!!!!!
If you're a hot sauce connoisseur you will absolutely love this stuff!! The green stuff is my favorite - so good on eggs!!
Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.
Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!