Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Hot sauce, but better. Plus FREE Shipping on orders $45+
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Stocking Stuffers – 12 Bottles + $10 Gift Card!
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Half a Dozen Handicaps
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Triple Cripple Bundle
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Crippling Hot Sweatshirt - Limited Time Only!
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
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Limping (Medium)
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
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Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!