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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card

Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card

27 total reviews

Regular price $49.99
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Hey, it’s Drew here! If you’ve been craving bold flavors, spicy adventures, and a little edge in your life, the Crippling Kit is everything you need to turn up the heat. With our fan-favorite hot sauces, a bold t-shirt, and even a bumper sticker to show off your spicy side, this kit has everything you need.

Here’s what’s inside:

🔥 Crippling Agony – A fiery explosion of carrots, red bell peppers, and habanero that will ignite your senses!

😋 Limping – Tangy, fresh medium heat with jalapeño, serrano, and lime for a bright, zesty kick.

💥 Just For the Parking – Mild & smoky BBQ flavor—a rich blend of peppers and molasses for a bold, comforting taste.

But that’s not all! The Crippling Kit also includes:

👕 Exclusive Crippling Hot Sauce T-Shirt – Bold and edgy, just like our brand.

🚗 Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – Slap it on your ride and rep your love for all things spicy.

💳 $10 Gift Card – Use it toward your next hot sauce haul (because once you try this, you’ll want more).


Ingredients List

🔥 Crippling Agony: Apple cider vinegar, habanero pepper, salt, carrots, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.

🌿 Limping: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, serrano pepper, honey, sugar, bell pepper, natural lime flavor, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.

🔥 Just For the Parking: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, red bell pepper, honey, sugar, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.


Not only does this kit give you the full Crippling Hot Sauce experience, but 5% of proceeds from every purchase go directly to Cerebral Palsy research. Your spice obsession is making a difference!

🔥 Don’t wait—grab your Crippling Kit today and spice up your meals, wardrobe, and life. You’re officially part of the Crippling Crew now. Let’s turn up the heat and make bland food (and boring t-shirts) a thing of the past!

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Customer Reviews

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Karim

Great set. The sauces are delicious.

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Jason Gagne
Excellent taste

I ordered a multipack and I love the flavor of all four. Will definitely continue to purchase, they should use you in the hot wings challenge! I love the story and the reason your business came to fruition. Keep doing your thing crippling hot sauce! Prove the haters wrong.

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Robin
Great sauce! Great company!

I bought the kit which included 4 hot sauces. The hot Crippling Agony was way too hot for my taste, so I am giving it to my daughter. Before anyone files a child services complaint, she is 24 years old! LOL. The mild Sweet and Spicy Teriyaki is more to my liking and I have not tried the other 2 yet.

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James Henkel
How is it so good?

One of the funniest companies I’ve ever seen! And definitely one of the best hot sauces on the market! Now I know this MFer, Drew likes to make the fellow cripples suffer, and I do need to make a video of trying to get into these bottles with my quad hands! Lol, but no, not an issue. And trust me it’s worth it struggling to get those bottles open, this stuff is delicious!

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steven

Loveing it. Gonna definitely order more. Especially for holiday gifts. Keep doing what you do.