CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.83 / 5.0
(30) 30 total reviews
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Hey, it’s Drew here! If you’ve been craving bold flavors, spicy adventures, and a little edge in your life, the Crippling Kit is everything you need to turn up the heat. With our fan-favorite hot sauces, a bold t-shirt, and even a bumper sticker to show off your spicy side, this kit has everything you need.
Here’s what’s inside:
🔥 Crippling Agony – A fiery explosion of carrots, red bell peppers, and habanero that will ignite your senses!
😋 Limping – Tangy, fresh medium heat with jalapeño, serrano, and lime for a bright, zesty kick.
💥 Just For the Parking – Mild & smoky BBQ flavor—a rich blend of peppers and molasses for a bold, comforting taste.
But that’s not all! The Crippling Kit also includes:
👕 Exclusive Crippling Hot Sauce T-Shirt – Bold and edgy, just like our brand.
🚗 Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – Slap it on your ride and rep your love for all things spicy.
💳 $10 Gift Card – Use it toward your next hot sauce haul (because once you try this, you’ll want more).
Ingredients List
🔥 Crippling Agony: Apple cider vinegar, habanero pepper, salt, carrots, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.
🌿 Limping: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, serrano pepper, honey, sugar, bell pepper, natural lime flavor, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.
🔥 Just For the Parking: Apple cider vinegar, jalapeño pepper, red bell pepper, honey, sugar, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.
Not only does this kit give you the full Crippling Hot Sauce experience, but 5% of proceeds from every purchase go directly to Cerebral Palsy research. Your spice obsession is making a difference!
🔥 Don’t wait—grab your Crippling Kit today and spice up your meals, wardrobe, and life. You’re officially part of the Crippling Crew now. Let’s turn up the heat and make bland food (and boring t-shirts) a thing of the past!
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great flavor…nice spice, and excellent backstory.
saucy!
Really enjoyed the flavors!
Great product! Good luck!
Great product love the high size and the T-shirt is pretty cool. No pun intended.
Great set. The sauces are delicious.
I ordered a multipack and I love the flavor of all four. Will definitely continue to purchase, they should use you in the hot wings challenge! I love the story and the reason your business came to fruition. Keep doing your thing crippling hot sauce! Prove the haters wrong.