Crippling Hot Sauce
Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
Alright, spice lover – if you’re ready to rock the heat from head to toe (literally), the Crippling Hot Sauce Hat is here for you 🔥🧢. This isn’t just a hat; it’s a billboard for people who don’t settle for “mild” in any part of life 🌶️. You’re joining the Crippling Crew, and trust me, this hat says, “I laugh at limits… and then throw hot sauce on them.”
With our wicked logo slapped right on the front 💀, this hat’s got attitude for days. It’s comfortable, it’s bold, and it’s tough enough to keep up with whatever you’re dishing out. And the best part? You’re not just looking spicy – 5% of what you pay goes straight to cerebral palsy research 💚, because doing good is how we roll.
So, throw it on, turn up the heat, and let the world know that you don’t just handle the spice – you ARE the spice 🌶️🔥.
• One size fits all
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!