CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(238) 238 total reviews
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Embrace the heat with 'Crippling Agony'—our hottest hot sauce yet! Featuring a fiery combination of carrots, red bell peppers, and habaneros, it delivers a mouthwatering burn that ignites the senses and elevates any dish. While 'Crippling Agony' packs a punch, it's crafted to be enjoyable without being unbearably hot. For those who think they can handle more, stay tuned—we're developing an even hotter flavor to push your limits!
5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!
Perfect Pairings:
- Spicy chicken wings
- Chili
- Spaghetti
- Tacos
- Macaroni
- Nachos
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Pizza
Pro Tip: Mix 'Crippling Agony' with ranch, ketchup, or sour cream for a delicious and fiery kick!
Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, habanero pepper, salt, carrots, xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate.
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Tasty hot sauce with a good cause
To start, I do like it in soups and sauces but by itself it is hot but needs a bit more flavor. Thank you.
Outstanding product i will be oresering again
If you're looking for a condiment that cripples your soul and leaves your digestive tract filing for disability benefits, this is the sauce. One drop of this molten agony on my taco, and I swear my legs gave out like Bambi on ice. I wasn't just sweating—I was weeping, praying, and briefly reconsidering every decision that led me to this moment.
The flavor? Somewhere between regret and brimstone. But after the heat ripped through my body like a rogue MRI scanner, I think I detected a hint of garlic. Maybe. Hard to tell when your tongue is numb and your internal organs are filing for restraining orders.
By the second bite, I was mentally preparing my will. My mouth was crippled, my ego destroyed, and my digestive system began sending error codes I didn’t know the human body could generate.
5/5 stars. Would recommend. Just not to anyone I like.
I love trying new hot sauces. Lately it seems that most of the ones I’ve tried are pretty good, carry some good heat, but the vinegar is too forward and drowns out the taste of the peppers.
Not this one. Right away my eyes lit up and I knew “Crippling Agony” was my new go to hot sauce. A lot of care was put into creating this and it shows in spades. Fantastic work Drew and team! You keep turning out hot sauces like this and you have a customer for life.