CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.94 / 5.0
(323) 323 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack is for those of us who struggle to make decisions—and let’s be real, why limit ourselves? For $45, you get all 5 of our cripplingly good sauces in one epic pack plus FREE Shipping. This includes my OG Hot Sauce Trio—Just For the Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony—plus the two limited edition legends, Special Treatment and Life’s a Beach.
Special Treatment & Life's A Beach Not Gluten-Free
I get it, making decisions is hard, so I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Want something smoky? Just For the Parking’s got you covered. Craving something tangy? Limping is your go-to. Feeling like you need to be knocked off your feet? Crippling Agony will do the job. If you're looking to get spoiled, Special Treatment's BBQ bacon goodness will have you feeling like royalty. And when life’s too much, just grab Life’s a Beach and imagine you’re somewhere tropical—if only in your mouth.
These sauces aren’t just about flavor; they’re about making a statement. And what better way to do that than by trying all five? Plus, every purchase helps support cerebral palsy research, so you’re not just treating your taste buds—you’re doing some good in the world.
So, go ahead—make the Crippling Decision. Your taste buds (and your indecisiveness) will thank you.
5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, helping to make a positive impact in the world!
Perfect Pairings:
- Literally everything
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Drew’s story and his open acknowledgment yet light hearted humor of his condition makes me wish for nothing but his future success🙏
Bought it for my friend who loves hot sauce. She loved it, and loved the story! Keep doing what you're doing. Your teacher is an idiot.
Have only had a chance to get into one bottle (Breach), which has been quite good on the occasional breakfast burrito.
Great mix of hot and sweet/mild sauces. The family loves them.
Love the variety of the flavors and heat levels . Started off with the first 5 bottles and will finish the rest of the selection for my husband. I really like that the mild truly is mild. I've got stomach issues, so while I enjoy a good flavor I can't tolerate heat anymore, and my husband is just the opposite. You offer something for everyone, which I love! Keep up the awesome work! A+ in my book!