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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

297 total reviews

Regular price $47.99
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack is for those of us who struggle to make decisions—and let’s be real, why limit ourselves? For $45, you get all 5 of our cripplingly good sauces in one epic pack plus FREE Shipping. This includes my OG Hot Sauce Trio—Just For the Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony—plus the two limited edition legends, Special Treatment and Life’s a Beach.

Special Treatment & Life's A Beach Not Gluten-Free

I get it, making decisions is hard, so I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Want something smoky? Just For the Parking’s got you covered. Craving something tangy? Limping is your go-to. Feeling like you need to be knocked off your feet? Crippling Agony will do the job. If you're looking to get spoiled, Special Treatment's BBQ bacon goodness will have you feeling like royalty. And when life’s too much, just grab Life’s a Beach and imagine you’re somewhere tropical—if only in your mouth.

These sauces aren’t just about flavor; they’re about making a statement. And what better way to do that than by trying all five? Plus, every purchase helps support cerebral palsy research, so you’re not just treating your taste buds—you’re doing some good in the world.

So, go ahead—make the Crippling Decision. Your taste buds (and your indecisiveness) will thank you.

5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, helping to make a positive impact in the world!

Perfect Pairings:

  • Literally everything
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Customer Reviews

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Jay
Good stuff!

I don't use a LOT of hot sauce on foods but wanted to give this a try. I started with the hottest and it's really good. I look forward to trying the rest.

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Josh Burrow
Great sauces!

I bought one of each and so far tried them all and really like them! Great flavors.

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Ryan Hyatt
Fantastic!

All of the sauces are great. I will for sure be placing another order. Amazing work!

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Jason Buhr
Promise Delivered

The sauces were not just the right amount of heat but it also had the taste to match … you have a customer for life or until ulcer do we part!!

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Luke

Love em all