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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

288 total reviews

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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack is for those of us who struggle to make decisions—and let’s be real, why limit ourselves? For $45, you get all 5 of our cripplingly good sauces in one epic pack plus FREE Shipping. This includes my OG Hot Sauce Trio—Just For the Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony—plus the two limited edition legends, Special Treatment and Life’s a Beach.

Special Treatment & Life's A Beach Not Gluten-Free

I get it, making decisions is hard, so I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Want something smoky? Just For the Parking’s got you covered. Craving something tangy? Limping is your go-to. Feeling like you need to be knocked off your feet? Crippling Agony will do the job. If you're looking to get spoiled, Special Treatment's BBQ bacon goodness will have you feeling like royalty. And when life’s too much, just grab Life’s a Beach and imagine you’re somewhere tropical—if only in your mouth.

These sauces aren’t just about flavor; they’re about making a statement. And what better way to do that than by trying all five? Plus, every purchase helps support cerebral palsy research, so you’re not just treating your taste buds—you’re doing some good in the world.

So, go ahead—make the Crippling Decision. Your taste buds (and your indecisiveness) will thank you.

5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, helping to make a positive impact in the world!

Perfect Pairings:

  • Literally everything
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Customer Reviews

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Shane

All the sauces are very good. I especially like the lifes a beach and the smoked bacon. Also I like that 5% is donted for research on cerebral palsy.

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Augustus Amilius
Delicious

I received my 5 pack and free bottle last night. Tried them all. 100% will buy again. They were all delicious. Brought my duplicate bottle to work and already had 3 people try to buy it from me, after I let them try it.

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Michael Ziarko
Great tasting hot sauces

I’m very impressed with the mild sauce. The mild sauces have plenty of flavor and with just enough kick.

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Joan
Yummy

I purchased a variety of flavors for my husband and he fell in love with them all! I think his favorite was the bacon one, but he says they are all wonderful - way better than anything you buy in the grocery stores. So glad I saw your ad and will be a loyal customer going forward.

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Erick Cox
Great Flavor!

Unlike many ridiculously flaming hot sauces, all of these actually had a lot of flavor. Keep up the good work!