CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack Upgrade
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack Upgrade
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack is for those of us who struggle to make decisions—and let’s be real, why limit ourselves? For $46.95, you get all 5 of our cripplingly good sauces in one epic pack plus FREE Shipping. This includes my OG Hot Sauce Trio—Just For the Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony—plus the two limited edition legends, Special Treatment and Life’s a Beach.
Special Treatment & Life's A Beach Not Gluten-Free
I get it, making decisions is hard, so I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Want something smoky? Just For the Parking’s got you covered. Craving something tangy? Limping is your go-to. Feeling like you need to be knocked off your feet? Crippling Agony will do the job. If you're looking to get spoiled, Special Treatment's BBQ bacon goodness will have you feeling like royalty. And when life’s too much, just grab Life’s a Beach and imagine you’re somewhere tropical—if only in your mouth.
These sauces aren’t just about flavor; they’re about making a statement. And what better way to do that than by trying all five? Plus, every purchase helps support cerebral palsy research, so you’re not just treating your taste buds—you’re doing some good in the world.
So, go ahead—make the Crippling Decision. Your taste buds (and your indecisiveness) will thank you.
5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, helping to make a positive impact in the world!
Perfect Pairings:
- Literally everything
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I was thrilled to find this unique gift for my hot sauce loving husband for Valentine's Day. I put it with a warm blanket I found that said my hottie. I am so excited to see his reaction. We have a daughter who was diagnosed with Trisomy 21 Down syndrome at birth. Our walk has been a wonderful, different trip as we make this journey with her and are always looking for positive life stories like yours. Keep up the great work there are new parents always searching for something positive in a negative thinking world.
We are enjoying blending some of the flavors. I recommend every flavor.
I went straight into Crippling Agony and enjoyed every aspect of it. It was excellent with tacos and I am determined to try it with wings as well. Perfect blend of flavor and spice! I cannot wait to try the other four in the pack!!
Great packaging, and taste!
Enjoyed the variety of heat levels and the concept of supporting a disabled entrepreneur. Had "Parking" on my eggs for breakfast today! "Crippling" was a good heat but too vinegar forward for my taste.