Crippling Decisions Variety Pack Upgrade

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack is for those of us who struggle to make decisions—and let’s be real, why limit ourselves? For $46.95, you get all 5 of our cripplingly good sauces in one epic pack plus FREE Shipping. This includes my OG Hot Sauce Trio—Just For the Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony—plus the two limited edition legends, Special Treatment and Life’s a Beach.

Special Treatment & Life's A Beach Not Gluten-Free

I get it, making decisions is hard, so I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Want something smoky? Just For the Parking’s got you covered. Craving something tangy? Limping is your go-to. Feeling like you need to be knocked off your feet? Crippling Agony will do the job. If you're looking to get spoiled, Special Treatment's BBQ bacon goodness will have you feeling like royalty. And when life’s too much, just grab Life’s a Beach and imagine you’re somewhere tropical—if only in your mouth.

These sauces aren’t just about flavor; they’re about making a statement. And what better way to do that than by trying all five? Plus, every purchase helps support cerebral palsy research, so you’re not just treating your taste buds—you’re doing some good in the world.

So, go ahead—make the Crippling Decision. Your taste buds (and your indecisiveness) will thank you.

5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, helping to make a positive impact in the world!

Perfect Pairings:

• Literally everything