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Half a Dozen Handicaps

Half a Dozen Handicaps

10 total reviews

Regular price $44.99
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Get the best deal with our Half A Dozen Handicaps 6-pack! This value bundle includes two bottles each of our signature hot sauces: 'Just For The Parking,' 'Limping,' and 'Crippling Agony.' Perfect for hot sauce lovers who want to stock up on their favorites or share the heat with friends and family. With a mix of mild, medium, and hot flavors, this pack offers a delicious variety for any palate. Experience the full range of Crippling Hot Sauce with the best value pack available!

Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!

Just For The Parking (Mild)

Parking never tasted so good! Our mild hot sauce, 'Just For The Parking,' combines a delightful blend of peppers and molasses, delivering a rich, BBQ-esque flavor with a touch of sweetness and a hint of heat. Perfect for those who love flavor without too much spice, this gourmet hot sauce enhances any meal with its unique taste.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Grilled steak
  • Chicken
  • Roasted vegetables
  • BBQ ribs
  • Tacos
  • Burgers

Pro Tip: Mix 'Just For The Parking' with ketchup, BBQ sauce, or mustard for a delicious and unique kick!

Ingredients: Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Green Jalapeno Pepper, Citric Acid), Water, Red Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Limping (Medium)

Get ready to limp with pleasure! 'Limping'—our medium hot sauce—offers a perfect balance of spice and flavor. This blend of jalapeno, serrano, and lime creates a fresh, tangy kick that brings any dish to life.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Fish tacos
  • Grilled shrimp
  • Nachos
  • Stir-fried vegetables
  • Quesadillas
  • Salads

Pro Tip: Mix 'Limping' with mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, or honey for a delicious and tangy kick!

Ingredients: Water, Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Peppers, Citric Acid), Green Serrano Pepper Puree (Green Serrano Pepper, Salt), Green Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Crippling Agony (Hot)

Embrace the heat with 'Crippling Agony'—our hottest hot sauce yet! Featuring a fiery combination of carrots, red bell peppers, and habaneros, it delivers a mouthwatering burn that ignites the senses and elevates any dish. While 'Crippling Agony' packs a punch, it's crafted to be enjoyable without being unbearably hot. For those who think they can handle more, stay tuned—we're developing an even hotter flavor to push your limits!

Perfect Pairings:

  • Spicy chicken wings
  • Chili
  • Spaghetti
  • Tacos
  • Macaroni
  • Nachos
  • Pizza

Pro Tip: Mix 'Crippling Agony' with ranch, ketchup, or sour cream for a delicious and fiery kick!

Ingredients: Water, Carrot Juice Concentrate, Red Bell Pepper, Habanero Pepper Puree (Habanero Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid), Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Salt.

Enjoy the ultimate hot sauce experience with the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—perfect for gifting, sharing, or treating yourself to a spectrum of flavors.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Daniel Kain
Excellent flavors!

Excellent flavors, hot could be a bit hotter but overall great sauces!

Phillip Leach

Great sauces and excellent service!

Justin Paul
Great concept. Ok sauce

I purchased the Half a dozen handicaps pack after seeing your story on Facebook. I think it is a great concept, and it was more than happy to support your business. Processing and shipping was extremely quick. I’ve collected hot sauces and tried many over the last 20 years, But I in no way call myself an expert. Overall, I found your sauces to be good, but not outstanding. I am glad I purchased them and supported you, but probably would not buy them again. The brand is definitely memorable, however the flavor and heat level are not. I would rate them as ‘Average’ Meaning I didn’t hate them, but I was not blown away by them either. But of course all of that is subjective. I wish you nothing but success and all the best.

Amberly Renfroe
Carrot juice?! Yesss maam!

I have out these sauces on cheeseburgers, chips, pasta, pad thai, turkey wraps, and mashed potatoes so far. I bought a case for some friends! LOVE them all. Hottest is my fav! 🔥

Anthony Culberton

I enjoyed the sauces. I would like to see the option to buy a bigger bottle size.