Half a Dozen Handicaps

Get the best deal with our Half A Dozen Handicaps 6-pack! This value bundle includes two bottles each of our signature hot sauces: 'Just For The Parking,' 'Limping,' and 'Crippling Agony.' Perfect for hot sauce lovers who want to stock up on their favorites or share the heat with friends and family. With a mix of mild, medium, and hot flavors, this pack offers a delicious variety for any palate. Experience the full range of Crippling Hot Sauce with the best value pack available!

Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!

Just For The Parking (Mild)

Parking never tasted so good! Our mild hot sauce, 'Just For The Parking,' combines a delightful blend of peppers and molasses, delivering a rich, BBQ-esque flavor with a touch of sweetness and a hint of heat. Perfect for those who love flavor without too much spice, this gourmet hot sauce enhances any meal with its unique taste.

Perfect Pairings:

• Grilled steak
• Chicken
• Roasted vegetables
• BBQ ribs
• Tacos
• Burgers

Pro Tip: Mix 'Just For The Parking' with ketchup, BBQ sauce, or mustard for a delicious and unique kick!

Ingredients: Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Green Jalapeno Pepper, Citric Acid), Water, Red Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Limping (Medium)

Get ready to limp with pleasure! 'Limping'—our medium hot sauce—offers a perfect balance of spice and flavor. This blend of jalapeno, serrano, and lime creates a fresh, tangy kick that brings any dish to life.

Perfect Pairings:

• Fish tacos
• Grilled shrimp
• Nachos
• Stir-fried vegetables
• Quesadillas
• Salads

Pro Tip: Mix 'Limping' with mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, or honey for a delicious and tangy kick!

Ingredients: Water, Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Peppers, Citric Acid), Green Serrano Pepper Puree (Green Serrano Pepper, Salt), Green Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Crippling Agony (Hot)

Embrace the heat with 'Crippling Agony'—our hottest hot sauce yet! Featuring a fiery combination of carrots, red bell peppers, and habaneros, it delivers a mouthwatering burn that ignites the senses and elevates any dish. While 'Crippling Agony' packs a punch, it's crafted to be enjoyable without being unbearably hot. For those who think they can handle more, stay tuned—we're developing an even hotter flavor to push your limits!

Perfect Pairings:

• Spicy chicken wings
• Chili
• Spaghetti
• Tacos
• Macaroni
• Nachos
• Pizza

Pro Tip: Mix 'Crippling Agony' with ranch, ketchup, or sour cream for a delicious and fiery kick!

Ingredients: Water, Carrot Juice Concentrate, Red Bell Pepper, Habanero Pepper Puree (Habanero Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid), Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Salt.

Enjoy the ultimate hot sauce experience with the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—perfect for gifting, sharing, or treating yourself to a spectrum of flavors.