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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.72 / 5.0
(25) 25 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.91 / 5.0
(33) 33 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
Regular price $42.99Regular priceUnit price / per$59.94Sale price $42.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.93 / 5.0
(297) 297 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$51.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(821) 821 total reviews
Regular price $26.99Regular priceUnit price / per$29.97Sale price $26.99Sale -
Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(246) 246 total reviews
Regular price $9.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Limping (Medium)
4.94 / 5.0
(218) 218 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.82 / 5.0
(165) 165 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.92 / 5.0
(192) 192 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.88 / 5.0
(180) 180 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.92 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
Regular price $10.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Ultimate Variety Pack
4.91 / 5.0
(128) 128 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.72 / 5.0
(25) 25 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(220) 220 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(19) 19 total reviews
Regular price $32.99Regular priceUnit price / per$28.99Sale price $32.99 -
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.94 / 5.0
(34) 34 total reviews
Regular price $2.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.91 / 5.0
(33) 33 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price From $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Let customers speak for us
from 2696 reviewsI bought this with a couple of the hot sauce bundles - love it! It's become one of my gardening hats.

Hi! I purchased a set of these for both myself and my BIL. This is a great collection and great way to try Drew's hot sauces. I loved all of them and so did my BIL! Definitely coming back for more!

This one is my favorite.
Not to hot not to bland. Perfect blend of flavor, spice and heat. Totally Awesome

One of the funniest companies I’ve ever seen! And definitely one of the best hot sauces on the market! Now I know this MFer, Drew likes to make the fellow cripples suffer, and I do need to make a video of trying to get into these bottles with my quad hands! Lol, but no, not an issue. And trust me it’s worth it struggling to get those bottles open, this stuff is delicious!

Love the flavor and heat of this. Its not so hot that it makes your food not enjoyable, but it gives you just enough kick to keep you going. Will absolutely be ordering another.

This a great shirt, true to size and a nice soft material. The graphic is crisp and clean. I love Drew's hot sauces and the cause he supports, so I had to show support.

This hot sauce is terrific. I saw your ad on Facebook explaining everything that you had gone through and I just had to try it. It is fantastic and I will purchase it as often as I can. I have also purchased some for my family. And they all will be ordering it again. I can't say enough about how wonderful this hot sauce is. We really love it.

Excellent taste, smooth texture doesnt kill you in the end.
Love it

Really good on everything, slow heat ..settles nice …the vinegar is a real touch of flavor

I don't use a LOT of hot sauce on foods but wanted to give this a try. I started with the hottest and it's really good. I look forward to trying the rest.

The material is super soft.
The graphics are crisp and nicely done.
The size is spot on!
I love the idea and love wearing the shirt.
Very satisfied with my purchase.

Very good flavors!! Very approachable without being overly spicy. Excellent product. I will be buying more!!!

Loveing it. Gonna definitely order more. Especially for holiday gifts. Keep doing what you do.


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!