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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Triple Cripple Bundle
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
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Limping (Medium)
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
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Special Treatment (Medium)
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Sold outGhost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
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Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Tank
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
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Let customers speak for us
Very pleased. I have used two different ones and I like all of them. I love to cook spicy food and with all three levels of heat I can choose however I want it to taste.
The hot sauce was great. Not too hot and had good flavor.
Drew and his team are doing great!! Even my mom who doesn't like anything spicy likes some of the sauces.
Great taste and bold flavor! My favorite.
Such a fun design and SO Soft! Everyone who looks at it wants to story.
I got this to find my favorite flavor, only to find out that every single sauce is awesome! Definitely will be buying again when I run out!!
salsa verde and bacon flavors so money!
Great stuff! Flavor and not too hot. The hot stuff is hard on an old geezer like me. The wife calls me a tender flower. She has no idea how hot sauce can aggravate a prostate.
Love the flavor.. Not to mild, not too hot.. Perfect!
Gift for my son He is trying one bottle at a time and loves what he has tried so far
Super cute and love the design.
All of the hot sauces are delicious. I brought this 6-pack into work, and everyone loved them. The highest rated were the Just for the Parking and the Crippling Agony flavors, but there wasn't any that wasn't enjoyed. The Ghost Pepper Palsy flavor was not the hottest we've had, but it's actually at a very nice level. Some hot sauces are too hot for regular use, but it hits a good balance that makes you not regret the rest of the day.
Crippling Hot Sauce
Find Your Perfect Match
Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!