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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.89 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(19) 19 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.94 / 5.0
(328) 328 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$51.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(856) 856 total reviews
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.85 / 5.0
(280) 280 total reviews
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Limping (Medium)
4.91 / 5.0
(248) 248 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.81 / 5.0
(197) 197 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.9 / 5.0
(243) 243 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.88 / 5.0
(239) 239 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.95 / 5.0
(77) 77 total reviews
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Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
4.88 / 5.0
(187) 187 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(233) 233 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.95 / 5.0
(40) 40 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.89 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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Let customers speak for us
from 3184 reviewsEach bottle in the variety pack has a distinctly different flavor and heat level. Got you covered for eggs, fish, poultry, beef and pork. Limping is great on salads!

Crippling Hot Sauce Ghost Pepper Palsy: A Fiery Fiesta That’ll Leave You Speechless!
Oh, sweet mother of capsaicin, where do I even start with Crippling Hot Sauce Ghost Pepper Palsy? This sauce is like a party in your mouth where the guest of honor is a ghost pepper with a vendetta and the dress code is pure, unadulterated fire. I took one tiny drop—ONE DROP, people—and my taste buds sent an SOS to NASA. This stuff is so off the hook, it’s practically swinging from the chandeliers of flavor town.
First off, the ingredients read like a superhero team-up: cayenne, habanero, and the infamous Naga Bhut Jolokia (aka ghost pepper) join forces with a splash of vinegar and a pinch of gum to create a sauce that’s equal parts delicious and dangerous. It’s like the Avengers of heat, but instead of saving the world, they’re here to torch your tongue. The flavor? Oh, it’s a smoky, tangy rollercoaster that starts with a “Mmm, this is nice” and ends with “WHY IS MY FACE MELTING?” It’s not just hot—it’s I’m-writing-a-will hot, but with a depth of flavor that makes you keep coming back like a moth to a flamethrower.
I tried it on tacos, and let me tell you, those tacos went from “meh” to “MAMACITA, I’M ALIVE!” in 0.2 seconds. Pro tip from the website: mix it with sour cream or mayo for a milder dip. I did, and it was like giving the devil a cozy blanket—still spicy, but now it’s whispering sweet nothings while it burns. I even drizzled some on my pizza, and I swear it made the pepperoni sing opera.
What makes this sauce extra epic? Five percent of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research, so you’re basically a philanthropist while you’re crying into your burrito. The heat level? Let’s just say I saw my ancestors waving from the other side for a solid 10 minutes. But the flavor is so good, I didn’t care. This sauce isn’t just a condiment; it’s a life experience. If you’re a heat seeker with a sense of humor and a fire extinguisher handy, Ghost Pepper Palsy is your new best friend. Just don’t blame me when your tongue files for divorce.
Rating: 5/5 flaming wheelchairs. Get it, love it, fear it.

This is more than a hot sauce. It burns from the minimum just parking, to the wake the f up medium and the you’re alive hot , no question no surprise. Through all of it, you still taste the ingredients like pineapple. Most HS just gives you heat and pepper, but Crippling gives your taste pallet a plethora of flavor .

Very good stuff haven't tried the hottest one yet but the smoky bacon BBQ is amazing.

This hot sauce is the BOMB! we discovered it because of our grandson’s CP, but the product is excellent. It is a medium hot sauce with a great smoky bacon flavor. It has replaced Cholula in our house as the table sauce. Great on eggs, grilled cheese and burritos. Can’t say enough good things about this company!

Limping is my all time favorite!! I ordered 4 last time. I put it on almost everything, breakfast especially.

The perfect hot sauce. Can be used on absolutely anything

All the sauces are excellent. Packing was horrible as one bottle broke and couldn’t even try it.

Love the kit and really wanted that shirt! Great hot sauce, in various varieties and heat. When I got the kit figured I better use the ones I already had and that is when I tripped over Life’s A Beach. It is really really good on everything, just enough kick and great general flavor.
Whoever told our friend that this would not work, well brother, you proved them wrong BIG TIME.
Keep striving and great living is the best revenge.

Wow - These hot sauces are amazing. We love every one of them. The service was Outstanding, packaging was great. We will be back for more! Thank-you Ever so much. A++++++++++All the way


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!