The Triple Cripple + Mystery Bottle is the ultimate way to experience Crippling Hot Sauce. You’ll get all three OG flavors: Just for the Parking (mild and tangy), Limping (verde-style medium heat), and Crippling Agony (bold, spicy habanero), plus one surprise pick from our limited edition lineup.

This pack covers the full heat spectrum, from easy drizzle everyday flavor to sweat-inducing fire, all while keeping flavor first. Each sauce is crafted to be crave-worthy and versatile, perfect on tacos, wings, pizza, burgers, or stirred into your favorite dip. With the mystery bottle, you’ll unlock a new flavor twist that keeps things exciting every time.

Whether you’re a collector, a risk taker, or just someone who refuses to settle for boring food, this bundle guarantees bold heat, real flavor, and a little surprise factor in every order.

How to Use It

From breakfast to late-night snacks, this bundle has you covered. The Triple Cripple brings you three OG flavors with heat levels from mild to hot, plus a mystery bottle from our limited editions to shake things up. No matter which one you crack open, it’s built to turn everyday food into something bold and unforgettable.

🥚 Breakfast & Brunch

• Eggs, breakfast burritos, or avocado toast
  
• Hash browns and skillet potatoes
  

🍗 Proteins

• Chicken wings, grilled chicken, shrimp, or burgers
  
• Pulled pork or BBQ favorites
  

🌮 Mexican & Tex-Mex

• Tacos, burritos, enchiladas, or nachos
  
• Chili or a hearty bean stew
  

🍕 Comfort Foods

• Pizza (any style)
  
• Mac & cheese with a splash of heat
  
• Pasta with extra kick
  

🍟 Snacks & Dips

• Fries with a sauce dip mix
  
• Popcorn with spicy butter drizzle
  
• Mozzarella sticks or fried apps
  

🥗 Fresh Options

• Grilled veggies (corn, zucchini, peppers)
  
• Salad dressings mixed with a kick of sauce

We keep it simple across the lineup: Water, Jalapeño Pepper Puree, Green Serrano Pepper Puree, Red Bell Pepper, Green Bell Pepper, Carrot Juice Concentrate, Habanero Pepper Puree, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Lime Juice Concentrate, Salt, Citric Acid, Acetic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, and Potassium Sorbate.

Every bottle in this bundle is gluten free, dairy free, made without synthetic dyes, and crafted with no artificial flavors. What you taste is the real deal — bold heat, bright flavor, and sauces that actually let your food shine.