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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

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Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.

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Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!

Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.

Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!

Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.

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from 2640 reviews
Good flavor

Spicy and good flavor

Anthony Endres
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Great pack of hot sauce.

Ordered the three pack T-shirt and sticker. Received very quickly. All hot sauces taste great and a great range of heat. I received just for the parking, limping, and crippling agony. Will be ordering again.

Chopper
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Very good

Very good hot sauce it had a kick to it

Luis M Munoz Jr
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Life's a Beach

Excellent flavor!

Becky
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Good stuff!

Bought three pack for son in law, he loves hot sauce, only tried one so far. Great sauce, can’t wait to try the next two bottles.

Bryan Niswonger
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Good flavor

Good flavor, love it

Anthony Endres
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)
tastey

fast shipping and great favor

David Hughes
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Excellent Sauce

I bought this sauce as part of a three pack. I love hot sauces, though they don't always love me back. Lately I have ventured more toward the mild side and this sauce offers tons of flavor and just the right amount of heat.

Luke Price
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Im hooked on these flavors! Versatile for many dishes .

After my first order I got the whole assortment, so I could see what was up.
Now, I just got my second order of my favorites so far! They have their own shelf in my refrigerator in the door! Dont be shy, try it and I think you can find at least one you love.

Anthony V Bono Jr
OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card

Tasty hot sauce with a good cause

Andrew Freerks
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Great

Best sauce I have ever had

Tim Knowles
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Husband Love It!!

When I told my husband the story behind this T-shirt he was so proud to wear it. Thank you for making a shirt my husband loves!! I need to buy the hot sauce cause he loves hot sauce!!

MARY HARMON
Crippling Hot T-Shirt
Crippling Hot T-Shirt
1st Time

This sauce has great flavor. It’s mild, but it’s supposed to be. Will be ordering again.

Bill Odom
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Just For the Parking (Mild)

Very. Good hot sauce

Luis M Munoz Jr
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Boss sauce

A very well crafted tropical flare. It's limited edition but I hope it sticks around!

Jesse White
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)

Crippling Hot Sauce

When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️

Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥

Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥

So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪

Find Your Perfect Match

Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

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Carefully crafted in small batches

Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!