Crippling Hot Sweatshirt - Limited Time Only!

Listen up 🔊: this isn’t your grandma’s cozy sweater. The Crippling Hot Sauce Crewneck is here to keep you warm while you look as dangerously bold as our hottest sauce 🌶️💥. I made this for all of you who don’t just live life – you light it up and ask for seconds 🔥😈. It’s got the logo, it’s got the attitude, and it’s got 5% of your cash going straight to cerebral palsy research (because that’s how we roll) 💸💚.

Slip this on, and suddenly you’re not just wearing a crewneck. You’re basically carrying around a hug from yours truly – but with more spice and less awkwardness 😏🌶️. It’s soft, it’s bold, and it’s unapologetically us.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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