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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.83 / 5.0
(30) 30 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.92 / 5.0
(38) 38 total reviews
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Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(17) 17 total reviews
Regular price $42.99Regular priceUnit price / per$59.94Sale price $42.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.93 / 5.0
(304) 304 total reviews
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Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(834) 834 total reviews
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(253) 253 total reviews
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Limping (Medium)
4.9 / 5.0
(226) 226 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.81 / 5.0
(177) 177 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.89 / 5.0
(207) 207 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.88 / 5.0
(198) 198 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.93 / 5.0
(41) 41 total reviews
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Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
4.92 / 5.0
(140) 140 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.83 / 5.0
(30) 30 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(222) 222 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(20) 20 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.94 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.92 / 5.0
(38) 38 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Let customers speak for us
from 2815 reviewsA variety of great tastes and heat

The Triple Cripple Bundle from Crippling Hot Sauce isn’t just a collection of sauces—it’s a full-blown experience. Each bottle hits a different level of heat, flavor, and attitude. Here’s the breakdown:
🌶️ Just for the Parking (Mild)
Don’t let the “mild” label fool you—this one is packed with flavor. It’s the perfect everyday sauce. Smoky, tangy, and smooth, it adds the right amount of kick without overpowering your food. I put this on eggs, burgers, and even used it as a dip. Think of it as the gateway sauce that gets you hooked.
🥵 Limping (Medium)
Now we’re cooking. Limping brings that next-level heat with a bold, zesty profile that’s impossible to ignore. It has a perfect balance of spice and depth—enough to make your forehead sweat, but still let you taste your food. I’ve dumped this on wings, tacos, and chili. It makes everything better.
🔥 Crippling Agony (Hot)
This one lives up to its name—and I say that as a compliment. Crippling Agony brings the pain, but it’s not just about fire. The flavor is rich, smoky, and complex before the heat grabs hold and takes you for a ride. It’s intense, but addicting. Perfect for when you want to test your limits and enjoy it.
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Whether you’re easing in or going full scorched-earth, this bundle has it all.
Flavor first. Heat second. Bragging rights always.
If you love hot sauce, this is a must-have. If you think you love hot sauce, the Triple Cripple will show you what you’ve been missing.
🌶️🔥🌶️ Crippling Hot Sauce has ruined all other hot sauces for me—in the best way possible.

That’s really good I enjoy that hot sauce I’ve enjoyed all 3 I have

Great variety and levels of heat.

I love the T-shirt! Even though it’s black which can be hot in the summer it is lightweight and very soft and comfy.
I’m not a huge hot sauce fan but your story is soooo inspiring I had to at least get a t-shirt to show my support.

Tasty hot sauce and I love the whole company’s branding. I also appreciate the customer service support I received. I will buy more of this for sure.

great flavor…nice spice, and excellent backstory.
saucy!

This sauce is amazing! Love it and love what’s it’s doing for the community.

Love the design and it's made decent. Also love the Hot Sauce.

Got this for my dad for Father’s Day and he loved it! He got all the tears and sniffles which, for him, means it was a success!

I watched your ads on Facebook. I figured I should check out your products. I ordered a six pack of sauces. Two mild, two medium and two pretty damn hot ones. I also ordered a t-shirt (lots of compliments and questions about it!).
I'm a big fan of the two medium sauces. 'Limping' and 'Special Treatment.'
I took a que from you by swigging it right out of the bottle. YUM! Keep up the good work and I wish you well in your future endeavors!
Continue to KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!