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Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Triple Cripple Bundle
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
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Limping (Medium)
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
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Special Treatment (Medium)
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
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Ultimate Variety Pack
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Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Tank
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
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Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
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Let customers speak for us
I love all 3 hot sauces. crippling agony is flavor and heat, very good.
I use it instead of a steak sauce. Delicious and just hot enough.
They are very good sauces. Each has its own flavor, its not the same sauce with different amounts of heat.
After doing a podcast interview with Drew, I was such a fun of the story and brand that I wanted to support. The package came the other day and I immediately tried the sauces and loved them. Unique and distinct flavors, amazing. My kids took all the stickers and loved them haha. All in.
Got as a gift. Well worth the cost. Quick safe shipping, great folks to deal with. Thank you!
We are using them one bottle at a time. Right now we’re using a medium spiciness and it is great on everything when we’re all emptied out. We will be ordering again.
Normally I'm not a HOT sauce kind of person. I've tried several of the mild of thus brand. I'm so in love with the depth of flavor in them. It truly enhanced everything I put it on. I'll buy again.
Well, well, well....This is got some serious heat to it, but also very good flavor. Just don't go overboard, it will make you noise run right off your face, while at the same time setting flavor bombs off in your mouth. Seriously, go easy with the sauce. A little goes a long way,
It says available for a limited time. Please make it permanent. This stuff is awesome!
This sauce is a masterclass in embracing life's quirks. The name itself is a fantastic, self-aware wink from someone who clearly doesn't let anything slow their roll in the flavor department.
And the sauce? It's downright debilitatingly delicious. This isn't just heat; it's a complex, un-paralyzing cascade of flavor that builds and shakes you with pure pleasure. You'll be tingling with triumphant ache from the first drop.
Crippling Hot Sauce isn't just a fiery condiment; it's a hilarious testament to its creator's spirit, proving that even with life's nerve-wracking challenges, you can still sizzle with success. It's so good, it'll make you want to jump out of your chair!
Really loved this one - nice heat and a great flavor. Perfect on wings !
Crippling Hot Sauce
Find Your Perfect Match
Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!