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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Crippling Decisions Variety Pack

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Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.

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Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!

Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.

Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!

Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.

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from 2748 reviews
Delicious!

Best hot sauce out there!

Doug Dickinson
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
This is fantastic!!

We've tried all 4 (of the sauces we ordered) and Life's a Beach is our favorite...But there are still more to try, and more foods to try them on, right?!

Dale Breedlove
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)

Interesting flavor! It has a hint of Louisiana hot sauce flavor

Don Harris
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Life’s a Beach

I cannot get enough of this divine nectar!

Tommy Duvall
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Life's a Beach (Mild)
Love your 'Just for the Parking"

Love the sauce , use it on my eggs

Patricia Quast
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Just For the Parking (Mild)
the hat

Very good quality. Great fit and looks the best!

Stephen Church
Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
Love it!

My wife and I have only had a couple dishes to try it on so far, but we both love it!

Dale Breedlove
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
Game changer

I've used it on Chinese take out...never tasted this good. I use it on my own bbq, and its really great in my chicken marinade.

cheryle friedman
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Good sauce

I love it just wish it last longer lol.
I eat it to fast.

Ronnie Young
Crippling Hot T-Shirt
Crippling Hot T-Shirt
Habenero sauce good 👍

Lmfao sauce habenero

Joeseph Keider
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Absolutely love

Balanced flavor with right amount of heat 🥵 delicious

John
Just For the Parking (Mild)
Just For the Parking (Mild)

Great set. The sauces are delicious.

Karim
OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
SPECIAL TREATMENT

It is becoming one of my favorites!

Tommy Duvall
Special Treatment (Medium)
Special Treatment (Medium)
hot stuff

I love all 3 hot sauces. crippling agony is flavor and heat, very good.

James Walker
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Crippling Agony (Hot)
Looks great

Fine addition to my tool box

Ginger
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker

Crippling Hot Sauce

When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️

Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥

Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥

So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪

Find Your Perfect Match

Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

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Carefully crafted in small batches

Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!