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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.91 / 5.0
(33) 33 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
Regular price $42.99Regular priceUnit price / per$59.94Sale price $42.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.93 / 5.0
(293) 293 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$51.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(819) 819 total reviews
Regular price $26.99Regular priceUnit price / per$29.97Sale price $26.99Sale -
Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(242) 242 total reviews
Regular price $9.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Limping (Medium)
4.94 / 5.0
(212) 212 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.84 / 5.0
(162) 162 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.9 / 5.0
(185) 185 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.9 / 5.0
(177) 177 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.91 / 5.0
(35) 35 total reviews
Regular price $10.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Ultimate Variety Pack
4.91 / 5.0
(128) 128 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(218) 218 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(18) 18 total reviews
Regular price $32.99Regular priceUnit price / per$28.99Sale price $32.99 -
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.94 / 5.0
(34) 34 total reviews
Regular price $2.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Ultimate Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.91 / 5.0
(33) 33 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price From $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Let customers speak for us
from 2658 reviewsAwesome hot sauce, and going to a good cause. Will definitely be ordering more.

I got the 3 sauce combo and each flavor is unique and great!

Sauce is really good. Swag is cool too. Thanks!

Just tried one of my bottles, it was tasty..Blessings
Brad

Great flavor profile with a subtle heat that is delightful!

All the sauces are great.But not as good has your story.

I am a 29-year-old line cook with cerebral palsy anything to support someone just trying to make the hustle and their life work keep it up, and I would love to try to do something with your hot sauce in a sandwich in the future (:

Great quality short. Logo on front is very bright and colorful. Fits true to size

Good one Pizza. Thanks love the shirt I got also.

These sauces are absolutely amazing! Fast shipment, and just so good!!!

So far I've only used Life's a beach, Special Treatment, and Crippling agony. All 3 of those have been really good.

I was skeptical that this one would kill me but it was perfection. Great smoky flavor but enough kick to wake me up and sweat a bit. The flavors of all these sauces is just better and fresher than any I’ve tried.

Got this yesterday and tried it on pizza. I was SO HAPPY that it didn’t kill me with the hot level. Even MORE happy about the delicious flavor! It’s fresh, smells and tastes like real fresh ingredients, and was incredibly delicious.


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!