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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.88 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(19) 19 total reviews
Regular price $42.99Regular priceUnit price / per$59.94Sale price $42.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.94 / 5.0
(325) 325 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$51.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(852) 852 total reviews
Regular price $26.99Regular priceUnit price / per$29.97Sale price $26.99Sale -
Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.85 / 5.0
(276) 276 total reviews
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Limping (Medium)
4.91 / 5.0
(245) 245 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.81 / 5.0
(193) 193 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.9 / 5.0
(236) 236 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.87 / 5.0
(228) 228 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.94 / 5.0
(67) 67 total reviews
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Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
4.87 / 5.0
(175) 175 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sale

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.82 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(233) 233 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
Regular price $32.99Regular priceUnit price / per$28.99Sale price $32.99 -
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.95 / 5.0
(40) 40 total reviews
Regular price $2.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.88 / 5.0
(50) 50 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
Regular price From $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Let customers speak for us
from 3112 reviewsCrippling shipping speed! Crippling product! Well done sir!!!! We love the hot sauces!!

Another great taste. Love all 7 flavors we’ve tried

Great sauces. Kept some for myself & gave a few to some hot sauce lovers.

My favorite hot sauce! Very flavorful and just the right amount of spice

Great sauces, started with the Bacon BBQ, and it did not disappoint. I'm a big heat guy, but these are great to share with the family since they are not too hot.

I got a set of all six flavors for my husband & did a "Hot Ones" themed party for Fathers' Day. We all had a blast & he loved the sauces so much that he came back & ordered more of all of them!
Thank you, Drew, for making such excellent sauces! You are very inspiring & we love that our purchase helps support CP research. Keep up the great work!

Having 2 adult stepsons with CP, the story of Drew just made my day. I had to try it and it definitely did not disappoint. I’m hoping to spread the word about this hard working man and his team. Product arrived as planned. The box was damaged in transit and Drew made it right and immediately sent out another shipment. Thank you.

I wasn't expecting a mild to have a kick. But then, you did call it hot sauce. Anyway, I'm impressed by how much I enjoyed this. Thanks, Drew!

Excellent flavor and good heat. Well done.

Very prompt and courteous confirmations and tracking. Got the triple bottle deal. Brought one to work. It's already gone. Two more to go. I'll get it again


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!