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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.94 / 5.0
(18) 18 total reviews
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Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.94 / 5.0
(288) 288 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$49.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(817) 817 total reviews
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Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(236) 236 total reviews
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Limping (Medium)
4.94 / 5.0
(210) 210 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.86 / 5.0
(160) 160 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.91 / 5.0
(176) 176 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.9 / 5.0
(166) 166 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.91 / 5.0
(35) 35 total reviews
Regular price $10.99Regular priceUnit price / perSold out

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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OG Crippling Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.94 / 5.0
(18) 18 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(215) 215 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(17) 17 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.94 / 5.0
(34) 34 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sweatshirt - Limited Time Only!
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Let customers speak for us
from 2612 reviewsLove yr colorful logo, looks great on the black shirt (great quality).
Thx!

Great taste, great company overall with excellent communication.

I purchased a 3 pack of different ones and put this on just about everything including sauces I make. Great customer service!

A perfect balance of sweet, heat, and savory. Wonderful tang that's perfect on just about anything

The flavor of this sauce is great, and that is the most important thing, but one of the things I love about this sauce is that it's not as thin as a lot of hot sauces. It's not thick like ketchup, etc, but a lot of hot sauces are difficult to get the right amount of. You slightly tip the bottle to try and pour a little bit, and you tip the bottle a little more and suddenly too much comes out. I love hot sauce, but I want it to enhance food's flavor, not drown it. With this sauce, it's easier to pour the amount you want. Again, it's not thick, just not as thin as a lot of other sauces out there, and the flavor's great.

These are good products, but this flavor was my favorite from the set I ordered. Great on many things, but I especially like it on any kind of eggs or quiche. Crippling Hot Sauces should be available at the grocery store. They are a winner!

I really liked this hot sauce. Went great with fried rice! One of my favorites from the set I ordered. You’ve got a good thing going, Drew!

Spicy golden goodness. Perfect pairing of heat and flavor. Now a lifetime subscriber

I was pleasantly surprised by how bright and fresh “Limping” tasted from the get go. I’m just getting to know Crippling hot sauces and I’m quickly becoming a fan. The heat on this one is mild, but it still packs a little bit of a punch. it’s perfect for when you want a hot sauce with nice fresh flavors and a mild heat.

If you're looking for a condiment that cripples your soul and leaves your digestive tract filing for disability benefits, this is the sauce. One drop of this molten agony on my taco, and I swear my legs gave out like Bambi on ice. I wasn't just sweating—I was weeping, praying, and briefly reconsidering every decision that led me to this moment.
The flavor? Somewhere between regret and brimstone. But after the heat ripped through my body like a rogue MRI scanner, I think I detected a hint of garlic. Maybe. Hard to tell when your tongue is numb and your internal organs are filing for restraining orders.
By the second bite, I was mentally preparing my will. My mouth was crippled, my ego destroyed, and my digestive system began sending error codes I didn’t know the human body could generate.
5/5 stars. Would recommend. Just not to anyone I like.


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!