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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE

Triple Cripple Bundle

Triple Cripple Bundle

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Introducing the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—our best-selling bundle that brings together three unique hot sauces, each crafted to deliver distinct levels of heat and flavor. This variety pack includes one bottle of each of our signature sauces: 'Just For The Parking,' 'Limping,' and 'Crippling Agony.' Whether you're a mild, medium, or hot sauce enthusiast, this pack offers something for everyone.

Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!

Just For The Parking (Mild)

Parking never tasted so good! Our mild hot sauce, 'Just For The Parking,' combines a delightful blend of peppers and molasses, delivering a rich, BBQ-esque flavor with a touch of sweetness and a hint of heat. Perfect for those who love flavor without too much spice, this gourmet hot sauce enhances any meal with its unique taste.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Grilled steak
  • Chicken
  • Roasted vegetables
  • BBQ ribs
  • Tacos
  • Burgers

Pro Tip: Mix 'Just For The Parking' with ketchup, BBQ sauce, or mustard for a delicious and unique kick!

Ingredients: Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Green Jalapeno Pepper, Citric Acid), Water, Red Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Limping (Medium)

Get ready to limp with pleasure! 'Limping'—our medium hot sauce—offers a perfect balance of spice and flavor. This blend of jalapeno, serrano, and lime creates a fresh, tangy kick that brings any dish to life.

Perfect Pairings:

  • Fish tacos
  • Grilled shrimp
  • Nachos
  • Stir-fried vegetables
  • Quesadillas
  • Salads

Pro Tip: Mix 'Limping' with mayonnaise, Greek yogurt, or honey for a delicious and tangy kick!

Ingredients: Water, Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Peppers, Citric Acid), Green Serrano Pepper Puree (Green Serrano Pepper, Salt), Green Bell Pepper, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Salt, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Potassium Sorbate (preservative).

Crippling Agony (Hot)

Embrace the heat with 'Crippling Agony'—our hottest hot sauce yet! Featuring a fiery combination of carrots, red bell peppers, and habaneros, it delivers a mouthwatering burn that ignites the senses and elevates any dish. While 'Crippling Agony' packs a punch, it's crafted to be enjoyable without being unbearably hot. For those who think they can handle more, stay tuned—we're developing an even hotter flavor to push your limits!

Perfect Pairings:

  • Spicy chicken wings
  • Chili
  • Spaghetti
  • Tacos
  • Macaroni
  • Nachos
  • Pizza

Pro Tip: Mix 'Crippling Agony' with ranch, ketchup, or sour cream for a delicious and fiery kick!

Ingredients: Water, Carrot Juice Concentrate, Red Bell Pepper, Habanero Pepper Puree (Habanero Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid), Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Less than 2% Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Salt.

Enjoy the ultimate hot sauce experience with the Triple Cripple Variety Pack—perfect for gifting, sharing, or treating yourself to a spectrum of flavors.

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Customer Reviews

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Michael
Heat and flavor

It delivers the heat and it delivers the flavor. Goes great on a simple sandwich or on top of a Sunday roast.

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Sherrill
Totally the best hot sauce! We loved it! Even

Totally the best hot sauce! We loved it! Even my 13 & 11 year old grandkids loved the flavor! Heat profile was spot on! Keep on believing in the dream!! 😍

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BW
We really liked the range of flavor profiles this bundle offered

We really liked the range of flavor profiles this bundle offered. It's not just 3 different heat levels, but also markedly different tastes. The "Crippling Agony" level will please any true heat seeker, and compliments any tomato-based dishes wonderfully.

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Maria
Great sauce!!

Great sauce! We bought the 3 pack with a mild, medium and hot- something for everyone. We love it! Great blend of spices for each one. Bottles are a good size too.

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Kyle
The Triple Cripple Bundle by Crippling Hot Sauce, hands-down the best hot sauce I’ve ever had.

The Triple Cripple Bundle from Crippling Hot Sauce isn’t just a collection of sauces—it’s a full-blown experience. Each bottle hits a different level of heat, flavor, and attitude. Here’s the breakdown:

🌶️ Just for the Parking (Mild)
Don’t let the “mild” label fool you—this one is packed with flavor. It’s the perfect everyday sauce. Smoky, tangy, and smooth, it adds the right amount of kick without overpowering your food. I put this on eggs, burgers, and even used it as a dip. Think of it as the gateway sauce that gets you hooked.

🥵 Limping (Medium)
Now we’re cooking. Limping brings that next-level heat with a bold, zesty profile that’s impossible to ignore. It has a perfect balance of spice and depth—enough to make your forehead sweat, but still let you taste your food. I’ve dumped this on wings, tacos, and chili. It makes everything better.

🔥 Crippling Agony (Hot)
This one lives up to its name—and I say that as a compliment. Crippling Agony brings the pain, but it’s not just about fire. The flavor is rich, smoky, and complex before the heat grabs hold and takes you for a ride. It’s intense, but addicting. Perfect for when you want to test your limits and enjoy it.

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Whether you’re easing in or going full scorched-earth, this bundle has it all.
Flavor first. Heat second. Bragging rights always.

If you love hot sauce, this is a must-have. If you think you love hot sauce, the Triple Cripple will show you what you’ve been missing.

🌶️🔥🌶️ Crippling Hot Sauce has ruined all other hot sauces for me—in the best way possible.

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