CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
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Half A Dozen Handicaps Hot Sauce 6-Pack—the ultimate variety pack for spice lovers. For just $55 (plus FREE shipping), you’ll get all six of our unique and flavorful hot sauces, including the brand-new, extra-hot Ghost Pepper Palsy. Whether you’re a heat enthusiast or just love bold flavors, this hot sauce bundle has you covered.
Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research to help make a positive impact in the world!
Here’s what’s inside this spicy gift set:
- Just For the Parking: A smoky and savory hot sauce that’s perfect for steaks, burgers, and BBQ.
- Limping: A bright and tangy hot sauce, great for tacos, nachos, and wings.
- Crippling Agony: A fiery hot sauce that balances bold flavor with serious heat.
- Special Treatment: Smoky BBQ bacon in a bottle—ideal for grilling, marinades, and pulled pork.
- Life’s a Beach: Sweet and spicy teriyaki with tropical pineapple, perfect for stir-fry and rice bowls.
- Ghost Pepper Palsy: The hottest sauce we’ve ever made, featuring ghost peppers for an extreme heat experience.
This hot sauce variety pack delivers a full range of flavors and heat levels, from mild and tangy to ultra-spicy. Whether you’re cooking at home, hosting a party, or gifting to a hot sauce lover, this bundle is a must-have for your collection.
Why Choose the Half A Dozen Handicaps Hot Sauce Pack?
- Perfect for hot sauce lovers and spice enthusiasts
- Makes an excellent gift for foodies or the spice-obsessed
- Gluten-free, dairy-free, and free from artificial flavors (Limited Editions are not Gluten-free)
- Every purchase donates 5% of proceeds to cerebral palsy research
Perfect Pairings:
- Burgers, tacos, pizza, and nachos
- Chili, wings, and BBQ ribs
- Mac and cheese (trust us on this)
- Your favorite recipes that need a flavor upgrade
Stop debating which hot sauce to buy and grab them all. The Half A Dozen Handicaps 6-pack is here to satisfy your cravings, make your meals unforgettable, and support a great cause.
Hot Sauce Gift Bundle + Free Shipping—what are you waiting for? Order now!
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The sweet and spicy teriyaki is my favorite. However all the hot sauces are great. They all have flavor and are not just heat/spice. You can actually taste them and still get the heat. I will definitely be buying more when I run out.
Outstanding !!!
I purchased the variety pack so the family could try all of the flavors. The Crippling Agony bottle was gone in less than 2 days. Drew combined ingredients that compliment the heat from the different peppers without overshadowing the unique characteristics of those peppers. I appreciate the sauces are manufactured in the US. We will be repeat customers. Congratulations on creating great sauces.
I tried the varietypack and unfortunately it was not at all what i was hoping for. I was hoping for punchy new flavor profiles and different takes on a hotsauce. 3/6 taste like tabasco sauce hinted with a little extra- but i couldnt get the vinegar out of my mouth the “ghost pepper“ was the only one that brought out a flavor burst that i really really enjoyed. Butthe heat wasnt there. That bottle was half empty by our first meal because it was the one flavor burst but heat needed about a blanket to feel.
My daughter 12 and i love to try new hotsauces whenever we can. We bought for the cause and the love of hot sauce. But i wont be buying again. It just wasnt memorable or addictively needed like some other hotsauces ive had.
I got a set of all six flavors for my husband & did a "Hot Ones" themed party for Fathers' Day. We all had a blast & he loved the sauces so much that he came back & ordered more of all of them!
Thank you, Drew, for making such excellent sauces! You are very inspiring & we love that our purchase helps support CP research. Keep up the great work!