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Crippling Hot Sauce
Priority Shipping - Skip The Line!
Priority Shipping - Skip The Line!
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Skip the Line Like a VIP (Very Impatient Person)
Listen. If you're the type who needs their sauce yesterday, this one’s for you.
Add this $4.99 priority shipping upgrade and we’ll slap a metaphorical jetpack on your order. It goes to the front of the line. Packed faster, shipped quicker, and on its way to your mouth with zero delays.
I don’t play favorites...
Unless you pay me to.
And for $4.99, you’re officially my favorite.
Perfect for:
• Last-minute gifts
• Low-sauce emergencies
• Power moves
-Drew
Yes, I’m disabled. Yes, I make hot sauce. And yes, you just cut the line.
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