CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
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Half A Dozen Handicaps Hot Sauce 6-Pack — the ultimate bundle of Drew’s 3 OG flavors, doubled up for maximum flavor and chaos.
For just $42.99 (plus FREE shipping), you’ll get 6 bottles — 2 each of the originals that started it all: Just For The Parking, Limping, and Crippling Agony. Whether you’re chasing bold flavor, real heat, or just love supporting a great cause, this pack’s got you covered.
Plus, 5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research — every bottle brings the heat and helps make a difference.
Here’s what’s inside this legendary lineup:
🔥 Just For the Parking
A smoky, savory hot sauce that’s basically steak sauce with an attitude. Perfect for steaks, burgers, and BBQ.
🔥 Limping
Bright, tangy, and a little mischievous — this one’s a taco, nacho, and wing night essential.
🔥 Crippling Agony
Bold, fiery, and full of flavor. Brings real heat without sacrificing taste. (You’ll feel it, trust us.)
This hot sauce pack delivers the perfect range — from bright and punchy to smoky and cripplingly spicy. Whether you’re cooking at home, hosting a party, or hunting for the perfect gift for your spice-obsessed friends, this bundle has your back.
Why grab the Half A Dozen Handicaps 6-Pack?
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Double the OG flavors = double the fun
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Makes a badass gift for foodies and heat seekers
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Gluten-free, dairy-free, and made without artificial flavors
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Supports cerebral palsy research with every purchase
Perfect Pairings:
Burgers, tacos, wings, BBQ, pizza, nachos, mac and cheese (no judgment).
Stop stressing about which hot sauce to get — grab all three, twice over. Half A Dozen Handicaps is here to fire up your meals, melt your face (in a good way), and do some good in the world while you’re at it.
Hot Sauce Gift Bundle + Free Shipping — order now and join the Crippling Crew!
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They are very good sauces. Each has its own flavor, its not the same sauce with different amounts of heat.
We are using them one bottle at a time. Right now we’re using a medium spiciness and it is great on everything when we’re all emptied out. We will be ordering again.
This sauce is a masterclass in embracing life's quirks. The name itself is a fantastic, self-aware wink from someone who clearly doesn't let anything slow their roll in the flavor department.
And the sauce? It's downright debilitatingly delicious. This isn't just heat; it's a complex, un-paralyzing cascade of flavor that builds and shakes you with pure pleasure. You'll be tingling with triumphant ache from the first drop.
Crippling Hot Sauce isn't just a fiery condiment; it's a hilarious testament to its creator's spirit, proving that even with life's nerve-wracking challenges, you can still sizzle with success. It's so good, it'll make you want to jump out of your chair!
I never received that order. I was told in a email by someone they would send me the right order. Never received that one either. So I don't know what to expect.
This hot sauce is terrific. I saw your ad on Facebook explaining everything that you had gone through and I just had to try it. It is fantastic and I will purchase it as often as I can. I have also purchased some for my family. And they all will be ordering it again. I can't say enough about how wonderful this hot sauce is. We really love it.