Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker

Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – "Pepper Palsy Takes the Wheel"

Stick it. Flaunt it. Cripple the blandness. Introducing our 3x3-inch sticker featuring the one and only Pepper Palsy – hotter than a ghost pepper and sassier than your ex. Perfect for cars, trucks, water bottles, laptops, or whatever flat-ish surface needs a spicy attitude adjustment.

Made of thick, durable vinyl (because we know life throws curveballs… and the occasional coffee spill), this removable adhesive sticker is waterproof, scratchproof, dishwasher-safe, and 100% personality-packed.

Slap it on and let the world know you're rolling with Crippling Hot Sauce – the sauce that bites back and sticks around (literally). Warning: May cause excessive compliments and unsolicited conversations about how awesome you are.