This ain't your average summer bundle.
You’re getting 6 of our OG bangers plus 2 Limited Editions that don’t always come out to play. All killer, no filler. Perfect for grilling, gifting, or straight-up flexing on your fridge shelf.
Here’s what’s inside:
🧨 Crippling Agony x2 (OG)
🥾 Limping x2 (OG)
🚗 Just For The Parking x2 (OG)
🌴 Life’s A Beach x1 (Limited)
🏥 Hot Sauce Treatment Plan x1 (Limited)
Normal price? $81.92
Your price? $59.99
(Yeah, we basically paid for your first two cookouts.)
Flavor Breakdown:
🔥 Crippling Agony
Carrots, red bell pepper, habanero.
“Lit me up — in the best way. Bold heat, real flavor. I’m hooked.”
😋 Limping
Jalapeño, serrano, lime.
“Perfect on tacos. A little kick, super fresh. My go-to.”
💥 Just For The Parking
Smoky pepper + molasses.
“Best mild sauce I’ve had. Deep flavor. Not just hot ketchup.”
🏥 Hot Sauce Treatment Plan
BBQ bacon with spicy peppers.
“Thought it’d be too much — now I want it on everything.”
🌴 Life’s a Beach
Pineapple + teriyaki.
“Sweet. Spicy. Addictive. Please sell it by the gallon.”
Why You’ll Love It:
🔥 8 bottles for the price of 6 (limited-time deal)
🔥 Includes 2 small-batch limited editions
🔥 Packed and shipped by real humans (mostly disabled, definitely obsessed with flavor)
🔥 Every order supports people living with disabilities
Bundle FAQ:
Q: Can I swap out sauces?
Not on this one — these are pre-packed for speed and savings.
Q: How hot is it?
The OGs range from Mildly Annoying to Pretty Damn Spicy. The Limiteds bring a little fire and a lot of flavor.
Q: Can I gift this?
Absolutely. It ships in a custom box and is practically begging to be unwrapped.
🔥 Limited Time — Don’t Wait
Once these Limited Editions are gone, they’re gone.
Buy 6. Get 2 Free. Sauce responsibly.
