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  • Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
  • Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
  • Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
  • Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker

Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker

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Dried chili peppers, garlic, onion, sesame oil, soy sauce, sugar, salt, spices.

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Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – "Pepper Palsy Takes the Wheel"

Stick it. Flaunt it. Cripple the blandness. Introducing our 3x3-inch sticker featuring the one and only Pepper Palsy – hotter than a ghost pepper and sassier than your ex. Perfect for cars, trucks, water bottles, laptops, or whatever flat-ish surface needs a spicy attitude adjustment.

Made of thick, durable vinyl (because we know life throws curveballs… and the occasional coffee spill), this removable adhesive sticker is waterproof, scratchproof, dishwasher-safe, and 100% personality-packed.

Slap it on and let the world know you're rolling with Crippling Hot Sauce – the sauce that bites back and sticks around (literally). Warning: May cause excessive compliments and unsolicited conversations about how awesome you are.
Extra
hot!

How to Enjoy the Crippling Heat

  • Pick Your Heat Level

    Choose from our handcrafted sauces, from mild to melt-your-face hot.

  • Drizzle, Dip, or Drench

    Add a bold kick to anything, wings, tacos, pizza, a PB&J? Only one way to find out.

  • Taste the Real Difference

    Feel the flavor hit, made with real peppers, no additives, and pure passion.

💯 The Crippling Guarantee

We pour passion and purpose into every batch we make. If you don’t love the flavor, the heat, or the experience, we’ll make it right, no exceptions. That’s how we stand behind what we create.

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