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CRIPPLING HOT SAUCE
Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
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Meet Your Match
Ready to build your perfect bundle? Mix and match our bold, flavor-packed sauces to suit your heat tolerance—or lack of it. Whether you’re mild and wild or diving into the deep end with Ghost Pepper Palsy, we’ve got a bundle that’ll light up your taste buds.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.76 / 5.0
(38) 38 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.86 / 5.0
(44) 44 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Half a Dozen Handicaps - Drew's OGs
5.0 / 5.0
(18) 18 total reviews
Regular price $42.99Regular priceUnit price / per$59.94Sale price $42.99Sale -
Crippling Decisions Variety Pack
4.94 / 5.0
(316) 316 total reviews
Regular price $47.99Regular priceUnit price / per$51.95Sale price $47.99Sale -
Triple Cripple Bundle
4.91 / 5.0
(839) 839 total reviews
Regular price $26.99Regular priceUnit price / per$29.97Sale price $26.99Sale -
Crippling Agony (Hot)
4.86 / 5.0
(260) 260 total reviews
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Limping (Medium)
4.91 / 5.0
(232) 232 total reviews
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Just For the Parking (Mild)
4.81 / 5.0
(182) 182 total reviews
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Life's a Beach (Mild)
4.89 / 5.0
(216) 216 total reviews
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Special Treatment (Medium)
4.87 / 5.0
(212) 212 total reviews
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Ghost Pepper Palsy (Hotter)
4.94 / 5.0
(51) 51 total reviews
Regular price $10.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
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Ultimate Variety Pack! Try All 6!
4.92 / 5.0
(153) 153 total reviews
Regular price $55.00Regular priceUnit price / per$62.94Sale price $55.00Sold out

Customize Your Own Bundle
Save big when you customize your own 3, 6, or 12 pack! No code required.
Bold Flavors, Perfect Heat!
Our 6 bold sauces range from Mild to Ghost Pepper Hot. Shop now and find your perfect match.
Can't Handle the Heat? Rock the Merch Instead!
Whether you're here for the bold designs or just want to spread the word, our Crippling Hot Sauce merch lets you join the Crippling Crew, no spice tolerance required.
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Triple Cripple Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.76 / 5.0
(38) 38 total reviews
Regular price $49.99Regular priceUnit price / per$54.99Sale price $49.99Sale -
Crippling Hot Tank
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Crippling Hot T-Shirt
4.94 / 5.0
(229) 229 total reviews
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Crippling Hot HandiCap - Embroidered!
5.0 / 5.0
(21) 21 total reviews
Regular price $32.99Regular priceUnit price / per$28.99Sale price $32.99 -
Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker
4.95 / 5.0
(37) 37 total reviews
Regular price $2.99Regular priceUnit price / per -
Crippling Decisions Kit - Hot Sauce + Swag + $10 Gift Card
4.86 / 5.0
(44) 44 total reviews
Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price / per$89.99Sale price $75.00Sale -
Crippling Hot Sauce Gift Card
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price From $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Let customers speak for us
from 2925 reviewsThis 6 bottle hot sauces 2 boxes is a gift for our son celebrating his 50th birthday in Sept. not yet tasted.

Hot sauce has excellent flavor and hilarious branding! 10 stars

I was very impressed with this sauce. got the ultimate variety pack, and I'm still working out which sauce pairs best with which food, but every one has been great! I'll definitely be ordering again! I'm a huge fan of the glass bottles

Bought some for myself and some for gifts. Love the business model, the story behind it, and the tasty sauces:)

Am thingngtryingto feel my tongue again. Thank you, Drew!!!

Great sauces! Good luck!

I don't know who the designer is, but he/she did a great job depicting a hot product. It's simple, but effective. Love it.

I’m a bit of a hot pepper nut…grow my own habenoros, ghosts and reapers for homemade sauce. For a mild sauce, this one has some kick! The taste is incredible, and it’s goes well with everything…eggs, pizza, sandwiches. It’s well balanced and crafted with care. A real gem.

Great flavor and prompt delivery. Will def. buy again!

Saw the hilarious IG ad. Ordered it because…why not. Damn good hope sauce. Will definitely buy again


Crippling Hot Sauce
When life hands you cerebral palsy, you make hot sauce. Well, that’s what I did. 🌶️
Hey, I’m Drew, and when my teacher called my business idea “unrealistic,” I took it as a personal challenge to prove 'em wrong. 🔥
Now, 250,000 bottles later, Crippling Hot Sauce is kicking CP in the ass! Every single purchase helps fund CP research with 5% of proceeds going to the cause. 💥
So, grab some sauce for yourself or a friend, and join me in proving that "unrealistic" dreams are the best kind. 💪
Find Your Perfect Match
Whether you're here to spice up your meals or your wardrobe, we've got something fiery for everyone.

Carefully crafted in small batches
Here’s the deal: every bottle of Crippling Hot Sauce gets the VIP treatment – inspected, perfected, and ready to rock your taste buds 🤘🔥. I’m all about quality, so if you’re not completely obsessed with the flavor, we’ve got a satisfaction guarantee to make it right. And hey, don’t get too comfortable – there’s always something new and spicy in the works. Stay tuned!